One curry fries, please! - our silicone dildo for great hunger

Once curry fries, please! – our silicone for great hunger.

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Description

What do we need in a globalised world? A national meal? Why not? Let’s get to know each other better.

Statistics say Germans eat 800 m. Currywürste per year. With a number of 80 m. inhabitants less approximately 8 m. vegetarians almost every month every German has a Currywurst. This is really a national meal. You should try it and feel what 72 m. people feel. Mostlikely invented in Berlin after the second world war it spread its magic all over and beyond Germany. The best thing of our Currywurst: It is suitable for vegans. The original food version is without skin and cut; we didn’t want to do so. What would be the fun of it/that?

The sculpture is hand made and hand-painted.

Our products are unique pieces from the first draft to the construction of the mould to the final casting. Every item is crafted carefully, with great pleasure and attention to detail. On request, we will produce the figures in different degrees of hardness and colours.

components: body and mucous membrane compatible / medical RTV platinum silicone, pigments, FDA-approved cosmetic mica powders. colours are vegan

Height 24 cm, diameter 4-4.5 cm, approx. weight 438g

 

 

Shipping Countries: United States (US), Canada, United Kingdom (UK), Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Greece, Sweden, Germany, Malta, Italy, Finland, Netherlands, Lithuania, Ireland, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, France, Slovenia, Poland, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Austria, Spain, Portugal, Belgium, Croatia, Romania, Luxembourg, Switzerland, Turkey, Russia, Norway, Ukraine


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Germany: 3-5 business days
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Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 6 hours of purchase
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• Digital downloads
• Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
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